24/02/2011 topics

- giving away land
- gigs at Slane Castle
- issues with Sky TV
- probability and random maths
- cricket, baseball, American football and rugby
- too much TV advertising
- breast feeding
- gay relations (both meanings)

QOTD:  do you think they take turns or swap around or something?

QOTD 2: the milk was falling outta me!

23/02/2011 topics

- calipers and one big shoe
- facecloths
- people who don't understand buses
- walking like a womble
- the dump

QOTD: They said they weren't taking TVs so we just drove round the corner and fucked it out on the street

22/02/2011

- court appearances
- going to the dump
- high cholesterol
- nervous breakdowns

QOTD: she can't not go to the dump just because it's her birthday

21/02/2011 topics

- Sky Sports' bigotry towards Liverpool vs BBC's bigotry towards West Ham
- re-using shopping bags
- Suede gig in Dublin
- phone upgrades
- childhood refreshments (cream soda, brown lemonade etc)
- Hooters

QOTD: Grow a dick

18/02/2011 topics

- knocking people down with your car
- getting injections in the wrong body part
- Jeopardy The IBM Challenge
- The Beast's ball falling out
- The assault in Belfast City Centre the night before (the jokes are too cruel to post)
- The genius of Alan Partridge (link)

QOTD: Shit! ... fuckin' hell, I don't have a bastarding pen! (from an elected official)

17/02/2011 topics

- remodeling plans
- hen night locations
- wedding plans
- going swimming and forgetting your costume
- poor eyesight
- Boardwalk Empire (link)

QOTD: that Al Capone was a funny looking fucker

16/02/2011 topics

- kids clothes
- facebook
- good quality meat
- new staff
- career advice (what would you do if you had a million quid?)
- different medical beliefs of religions

QOTD: he said it was the best meat he'd ever worked with