01/02/2012 Quotes

Q1 - she does all that Nicki Minge stuff

January Quote of the Month

That's two people I've seen wanking ... both strangers

Quote of the Year

And the winner is ....


"Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is!"


Congratulations to the winner (you know who you are)

November Quote of the Month

Best Total:  I used to think you were bad until I met someone ten times worse


Best Avg:  I didn't see, I was working

28/11/2011 - 30/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - that's even tragicer
Q2 - you got a smoothie maker when you were 10! I'm still looking one and I'm 37!
Q3 - there was some wee girl at school who had to get all her hair cut off because she shit up her back
Q4 - what is the Irish League?

26/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - there's always carrots in it
Q2 - better chance of having a dwarf baby
Q3 - one big lip
Q4 - I bet you Anne Frank never had a cold
Q5 - it never tungled

14/11/2011 - 23/11/2011 quotes

Q01 - she gives me rage
Q02 - the one with no hair is in to Bon Jovi
Q03 - why are you looking at penises on the internet?
Q04 - you always learn something new everyday
Q05 - I stood on my xmas cards you fucker
Q06 - he's got the gay
Q07 - I didn't see, I was working
Q08 - my mouth tastes like feet
Q09 - why do fogeys have to go with people?
Q10 - imagine getting your balls rubbed on AO's sofa