January Quote of the Month

That's two people I've seen wanking ... both strangers

Quote of the Year

And the winner is ....


"Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is!"


Congratulations to the winner (you know who you are)

November Quote of the Month

Best Total:  I used to think you were bad until I met someone ten times worse


Best Avg:  I didn't see, I was working

October Quote of the Month

Best Total & Avg:  Facecock - the new leave chart

September Quote of the Month

 Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is

August Quote of the Month

Best Total: he doesn't believe in romance, he just sticks his balls in your face

Best Avg: but that's Old Testament ... I mean they didn't have fridges

July Quote of the Month

Best Total & Avg: you can't say cunt in a dinner ambience

June QOTM

Best Total: I've got love juice on my desk

Best Avg: see when my granny was pregnant, she hit some woman over the head with a brush shaft

May Quote of the Month

Best Total: we went to Glastonbury, like two spastics, with a "Wendy House"

Best Avg: A nun can't have a gay son.

Quote of the Month update

Winning quotes were based on total scores but from now on there will also be a spot for best average score.

QOTM Feb avg: she can't not go to the dump just because it's her birthday

QOTM Mar avg: she looks like a jumble sale

QOTM Apr avg: it's the last song I danced to with my granda before he got his leg amputated

April Quote of the Month

Tied for 1st place:

-  she wouldn't have the brains for casework, she can't even speak English

- "he's some crazy band member" - "and he's a dick too"

Quote of the Month: March

the first time we don't have our flat and there's two sluts lookin' bucked

Quote of the Month: February

The Wheels is in hospital - She failed her MOT!