- giving away land
- gigs at Slane Castle
- issues with Sky TV
- probability and random maths
- cricket, baseball, American football and rugby
- too much TV advertising
- breast feeding
- gay relations (both meanings)
QOTD: do you think they take turns or swap around or something?
QOTD 2: the milk was falling outta me!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
23/02/2011 topics
- calipers and one big shoe
- facecloths
- people who don't understand buses
- walking like a womble
- the dump
QOTD: They said they weren't taking TVs so we just drove round the corner and fucked it out on the street
- facecloths
- people who don't understand buses
- walking like a womble
- the dump
QOTD: They said they weren't taking TVs so we just drove round the corner and fucked it out on the street
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
22/02/2011
- court appearances
- going to the dump
- high cholesterol
- nervous breakdowns
QOTD: she can't not go to the dump just because it's her birthday
- going to the dump
- high cholesterol
- nervous breakdowns
QOTD: she can't not go to the dump just because it's her birthday
21/02/2011 topics
- Sky Sports' bigotry towards Liverpool vs BBC's bigotry towards West Ham
- re-using shopping bags
- Suede gig in Dublin
- phone upgrades
- childhood refreshments (cream soda, brown lemonade etc)
- Hooters
QOTD: Grow a dick
- re-using shopping bags
- Suede gig in Dublin
- phone upgrades
- childhood refreshments (cream soda, brown lemonade etc)
- Hooters
QOTD: Grow a dick
Friday, February 18, 2011
18/02/2011 topics
- knocking people down with your car
- getting injections in the wrong body part
- Jeopardy The IBM Challenge
- The Beast's ball falling out
- The assault in Belfast City Centre the night before (the jokes are too cruel to post)
- The genius of Alan Partridge (link)
QOTD: Shit! ... fuckin' hell, I don't have a bastarding pen! (from an elected official)
- getting injections in the wrong body part
- Jeopardy The IBM Challenge
- The Beast's ball falling out
- The assault in Belfast City Centre the night before (the jokes are too cruel to post)
- The genius of Alan Partridge (link)
QOTD: Shit! ... fuckin' hell, I don't have a bastarding pen! (from an elected official)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
17/02/2011 topics
- remodeling plans
- hen night locations
- wedding plans
- going swimming and forgetting your costume
- poor eyesight
- Boardwalk Empire (link)
QOTD: that Al Capone was a funny looking fucker
- hen night locations
- wedding plans
- going swimming and forgetting your costume
- poor eyesight
- Boardwalk Empire (link)
QOTD: that Al Capone was a funny looking fucker
16/02/2011 topics
- kids clothes
- facebook
- good quality meat
- new staff
- career advice (what would you do if you had a million quid?)
- different medical beliefs of religions
QOTD: he said it was the best meat he'd ever worked with
- good quality meat
- new staff
- career advice (what would you do if you had a million quid?)
- different medical beliefs of religions
QOTD: he said it was the best meat he'd ever worked with
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
15/02/2011 topics
- autism vs down syndrome
- valentines day celebrations
- problems getting a day off
- surgery for a burst appendix
- comical grandparents
- shit xmas presents
- people talking in their sleep
QOTD: He'll be all over it like pubes on soap
- valentines day celebrations
- problems getting a day off
- surgery for a burst appendix
- comical grandparents
- shit xmas presents
- people talking in their sleep
QOTD: He'll be all over it like pubes on soap
Monday, February 14, 2011
14/02/2011 topics
- VD (link)
- what happens in surgery when you are asleep? (are you interfered with?)
- hen night gifts
- gardening tips
- warts and cures
- China
- "women's problems"
QOTD: do you want to touch my VD? it's all spongy!
- what happens in surgery when you are asleep? (are you interfered with?)
- hen night gifts
- gardening tips
- warts and cures
- China
- "women's problems"
QOTD: do you want to touch my VD? it's all spongy!
Friday, February 11, 2011
11/02/11 topics
- boyfriends that are too horny
- fake tan
- Cork plane crash
- sore backs
- hen night costumes
- Douche bags (the item not the people)
- partners taking off wedding rings
- a full loaf of sandwiches
- The Hunt for the Hunk (link)
- the whorish behaviour of a colleague
QOTD: I don't care what I look like in the morning, I could scare rats
QOTD 2: premature ejaculation is a myth invented by women
- fake tan
- Cork plane crash
- sore backs
- hen night costumes
- Douche bags (the item not the people)
- partners taking off wedding rings
- a full loaf of sandwiches
- The Hunt for the Hunk (link)
- the whorish behaviour of a colleague
QOTD: I don't care what I look like in the morning, I could scare rats
QOTD 2: premature ejaculation is a myth invented by women
10/02/2011 topics
- cars & insurance
- crazy cat people
- mental co-workers aka 'Derry Men'
- opposites attract (apparently)
- kids picking their own clothes
- after-school activities for kids
- concern that a wheelchair bound ex-colleague has been admitted to hospital
- habitual line stepping
- probability of certain hands being dealt in cards
QOTD: The Wheels is in hospital - she failed her MOT!
- crazy cat people
- mental co-workers aka 'Derry Men'
- opposites attract (apparently)
- kids picking their own clothes
- after-school activities for kids
- concern that a wheelchair bound ex-colleague has been admitted to hospital
- habitual line stepping
- probability of certain hands being dealt in cards
QOTD: The Wheels is in hospital - she failed her MOT!
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
09/02/2011 topics
- fabric softener & nice smelling clothes (on a particular manager)
- tattoos
- owls
- buying recipe books
- the emotional issues involved in being born with a 'wee line' and a 'massive vadge'
- HR issues
- turning every day work situations in to porn scripts
QOTD: are owls birds?
- tattoos
- owls
- buying recipe books
- the emotional issues involved in being born with a 'wee line' and a 'massive vadge'
- HR issues
- turning every day work situations in to porn scripts
QOTD: are owls birds?
08/02/2011 topics
- Gypsies
- problems with car-sharing
- sex habits of our management
- kids breaking TV's
- does navy go with black?
- washing machines and dryers
- smoothies and where has the best fruit
- sending a message in a bottle (and not getting a reply)
- pen pals from teletext (on TV not internet)
- "young boys" (18+, nothing illegal)
Quote of the day: did you know that a washer-dryer has a bigger gap between the drum and the door?
QOTD 2: Food shouldn't be blue
- problems with car-sharing
- sex habits of our management
- kids breaking TV's
- does navy go with black?
- washing machines and dryers
- smoothies and where has the best fruit
- sending a message in a bottle (and not getting a reply)
- pen pals from teletext (on TV not internet)
- "young boys" (18+, nothing illegal)
Quote of the day: did you know that a washer-dryer has a bigger gap between the drum and the door?
QOTD 2: Food shouldn't be blue
Monday, February 7, 2011
07/02/2011 topics
- shit overtime
- bombs in Larne
- car-crashes
- valentine's day gifts
- TV DNA tests
- the guy who proposed to his girlfriend on Jerry Springer only to find out she was a dude
- do men have standards when it comes to choosing a sexual partner? (general agreement was no)
- work machines cutting fingers off
- the monkey that fucked a frog (link)
Quote of the day: Banana yoghurt, it's the future
- bombs in Larne
- car-crashes
- valentine's day gifts
- TV DNA tests
- the guy who proposed to his girlfriend on Jerry Springer only to find out she was a dude
- do men have standards when it comes to choosing a sexual partner? (general agreement was no)
- work machines cutting fingers off
- the monkey that fucked a frog (link)
Quote of the day: Banana yoghurt, it's the future
Friday, February 4, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
03/02/2011 Topics
- Diets and Zumba
- are The White Stripes brother and sister?
- Dogs vs Donkeys
- School Prefects
Quote of the day: Donkeys aren't cheap you know
Quote of the day 2: He knows he's a reject maybe that's why he's in to Spunk
- are The White Stripes brother and sister?
- Dogs vs Donkeys
- School Prefects
Quote of the day: Donkeys aren't cheap you know
Quote of the day 2: He knows he's a reject maybe that's why he's in to Spunk
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
02/02/2011 Topics
- Superstitions
- Gypsy weddings and them dressing their children like hookers
- Stomach cramps and 'rusty water'
- Big Sam's Twitter genius
- Beech Nut and single Jammy Dodgers bought before school
- Cameltoes
- Children cutting their own hair
- sexual encounters between work colleagues in the workplace
Quote of the day: "She's getting a boot in the doot"
- Gypsy weddings and them dressing their children like hookers
- Stomach cramps and 'rusty water'
- Big Sam's Twitter genius
- Beech Nut and single Jammy Dodgers bought before school
- Cameltoes
- Children cutting their own hair
- sexual encounters between work colleagues in the workplace
Quote of the day: "She's getting a boot in the doot"
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
01/02/2011 Topics
- Psoriasis
- good looking non-celebrities on TV
- borrowing money from a child's money box and forgetting to pay them back (technically stealing)
- Idiotic customers
- door curtains (to stop wood fading in sunlight)
- school milk
- Disability living allowance and drinking allowance for alcoholics
- "all rise" from a courtroom being used to mean erections
Quote of the day: You're all a bunch of wankers!
- good looking non-celebrities on TV
- borrowing money from a child's money box and forgetting to pay them back (technically stealing)
- Idiotic customers
- door curtains (to stop wood fading in sunlight)
- school milk
- Disability living allowance and drinking allowance for alcoholics
- "all rise" from a courtroom being used to mean erections
Quote of the day: You're all a bunch of wankers!
To begin
Most people think the office they work in is full of crazies and most people are right.
I work in a normal office with normal people but like many workplaces there can be a bit of downtime where staff have a chance to catch up on gossip or discuss something which is not work related, from today I'm going to post the topics of conversation on this blog to show what normal people are talking about.
I don't have the time to go in to each topic in detail so you can try and determine for yourself what was said, also some topics may cause offence so I don't want people to be able to be identified from this.
By way of an intoduction that's pretty much all I have to say so on to the first post...
I work in a normal office with normal people but like many workplaces there can be a bit of downtime where staff have a chance to catch up on gossip or discuss something which is not work related, from today I'm going to post the topics of conversation on this blog to show what normal people are talking about.
I don't have the time to go in to each topic in detail so you can try and determine for yourself what was said, also some topics may cause offence so I don't want people to be able to be identified from this.
By way of an intoduction that's pretty much all I have to say so on to the first post...
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