- Psoriasis
- good looking non-celebrities on TV
- borrowing money from a child's money box and forgetting to pay them back (technically stealing)
- Idiotic customers
- door curtains (to stop wood fading in sunlight)
- school milk
- Disability living allowance and drinking allowance for alcoholics
- "all rise" from a courtroom being used to mean erections
Quote of the day: You're all a bunch of wankers!
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