- MOT, insurance and shit French cars
- Charlie Sheen's cooking up some winning recipes
- Tsunamis, earthquakes and the gulf stream
- child birth
- unlicensed dogs
- problem neighbours
- children's parties
- cracks in walls
- moonboots
- roman numerals
- men vs women: who are filthier?
- Tardree Forest: catering for all your witchcraft, devil-worshiping, cottaging and dogging needs (link)
Q1 - never buy a car from a county that won in the war
Q2 - it's like pulling your lip over the top of your head
Q3 - dogs are like women, good fun until they turn on you
BONUS
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