Q01 - donkeys are gonna end up extinct you know
Q02 - Wells isn't a name, it's a well
Q03 - I don't have to pee already do I? I'm only in!
Q04 - my legs wouldn't work
Q05 - he's UTV they're shit
Q06 - one of our goats fell and broke it's leg in the river so he shot it, skinned it and made it in to a rug
Q07 - I went clean berserk, I even bought a cushion!
Q08 - do you not think it would be lethal if you had a tail? Just think of all the things you could do with it
Q09 - one word does not a winner make
Q10 - "Yes! Stevie Wonder!" - "is he the blind one?"
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
25/05/2011 & 26/05/2011 quotes
Q01 - Mongolians!
Q02 - a nun can't have a gay son
Q03 - at school the babbies used to bring home a box for their mummys to bake a cake so I just went out and bought on and put it in the box
Q04 - she must have the constitution of an ox
Q05 - he's my brother from another mother
Q06 - Beans? what am I gonna do with beans?
Q07 - I can't take people seriously who don't have chins
Q08 - I'm gonna kill her dead, clean dead
Q09 - is it common for dogs to have to pee through the night?
Q10 - fuck the fire door
Q11 - Poundland do them for a pound
Q02 - a nun can't have a gay son
Q03 - at school the babbies used to bring home a box for their mummys to bake a cake so I just went out and bought on and put it in the box
Q04 - she must have the constitution of an ox
Q05 - he's my brother from another mother
Q06 - Beans? what am I gonna do with beans?
Q07 - I can't take people seriously who don't have chins
Q08 - I'm gonna kill her dead, clean dead
Q09 - is it common for dogs to have to pee through the night?
Q10 - fuck the fire door
Q11 - Poundland do them for a pound
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
23/05/2011 & 24/05/2011 quotes
Q01 - laugh or burn
Q02 - I wash his teddys because he shags them and you can't have spunk all over the house
Q03 - the last time I was at Slane I had to bring my breast pump
Q04 - my eyebrows are wrecked
Q05 - I'm stuck in my coat
Q06 - when the water is running down the shuck of your arse, you know all about it
Q07 - tell him to fuck clean off, I need that card
Q08 - she's a nosy fucking slut
Q09 - she's rough as fuck then she opens her mouth and just doubles it
Q10 - fuck off you windy, rainy cunt
Q11 - they conduct lightning ... oh no wait ... they don't, they're rubber
Q12 - he's a male slut
Q13 - do you remember Supergran? she was great
Q14 - Google rent-a-ghost
Q02 - I wash his teddys because he shags them and you can't have spunk all over the house
Q03 - the last time I was at Slane I had to bring my breast pump
Q04 - my eyebrows are wrecked
Q05 - I'm stuck in my coat
Q06 - when the water is running down the shuck of your arse, you know all about it
Q07 - tell him to fuck clean off, I need that card
Q08 - she's a nosy fucking slut
Q09 - she's rough as fuck then she opens her mouth and just doubles it
Q10 - fuck off you windy, rainy cunt
Q11 - they conduct lightning ... oh no wait ... they don't, they're rubber
Q12 - he's a male slut
Q13 - do you remember Supergran? she was great
Q14 - Google rent-a-ghost
Friday, May 20, 2011
20/05/2011 quotes
Q01 - shit stirring wooden spoon bastard
Q02 - "she tried to kill herself, why?" - "she has no hair"
Q03 - I had a toy duck once that had alopecia
Q04 - he doesn't have an ugly face
Q05 - I've got the key ... I've got the secret
Q06 - I had a feeling on the train that I was going to die
Q07 - it's me and a bunch of Finnish people
Q08 - I was watching that who wants to be a deal or no deal person
Q09 - after I take my head for a shite, I'll do it on Monday
Q10 - it's ok unless you lick it
Q11 - look ... no hands ... new skills ... learning everyday
Q12 - you're beginning to rattle my ass
Q13 - fuck you ya ho!
Q14 - I don't do that running lark
Q02 - "she tried to kill herself, why?" - "she has no hair"
Q03 - I had a toy duck once that had alopecia
Q04 - he doesn't have an ugly face
Q05 - I've got the key ... I've got the secret
Q06 - I had a feeling on the train that I was going to die
Q07 - it's me and a bunch of Finnish people
Q08 - I was watching that who wants to be a deal or no deal person
Q09 - after I take my head for a shite, I'll do it on Monday
Q10 - it's ok unless you lick it
Q11 - look ... no hands ... new skills ... learning everyday
Q12 - you're beginning to rattle my ass
Q13 - fuck you ya ho!
Q14 - I don't do that running lark
Thursday, May 19, 2011
19/05/2011 quotes
Q1 - he's just a nodding dog
Q2 - did you ever notice that people with tight curly hair have curly faces?
Q3 - do you think if I started eating the right food and went to the gym there'd be hope for me?
Q2 - did you ever notice that people with tight curly hair have curly faces?
Q3 - do you think if I started eating the right food and went to the gym there'd be hope for me?
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Graffiti of the Day
Saw this near my bus stop today and just had to share:
Graffiti of the Day: "I love mesy tampons"
words escape me,
Joe
Graffiti of the Day: "I love mesy tampons"
words escape me,
Joe
17/05/2011 & 18/05/2011 quotes
Q01 - the willing horse gets a heavy load
Q02 - can you deal with your thumbs?
Q03 - this collusion is shit, you'll never get a job for the RUC
Q04 - remember when you used to rent TVs ... and you were the remote ...*slap* change that channel dickhead
Q05 - "he wasn't Indian?" - "No, Tyrone" - "same thing"
Q06 - new medication, need new medication ... new balls please
Q07 - obsessed with balls? I wish!
Q08 - I had a dog called Rosebud when I was a child
Q09 - I thought I was going to die ... I thought this is it for me
Q10 - The moral of the story is don't take the battery out of your phone
Q02 - can you deal with your thumbs?
Q03 - this collusion is shit, you'll never get a job for the RUC
Q04 - remember when you used to rent TVs ... and you were the remote ...*slap* change that channel dickhead
Q05 - "he wasn't Indian?" - "No, Tyrone" - "same thing"
Q06 - new medication, need new medication ... new balls please
Q07 - obsessed with balls? I wish!
Q08 - I had a dog called Rosebud when I was a child
Q09 - I thought I was going to die ... I thought this is it for me
Q10 - The moral of the story is don't take the battery out of your phone
Monday, May 16, 2011
16/05/2011 quotes
Q01 - ... and she's a lying fucking bastard!
Q02 - you can't speak ill of the dead, you don't even know them
Q03 - he was only mad lookin' in there
Q04 - you don't realise how dark it is in here until the lights come on
Q05 - I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!
Q06 - growing pains are the worst
Q07 - Russia fries my head
Q08 - "He sounds foreign" - "He might be Welsh"
Q09 - have you ever had a peanut butter and jam sandwich?
Q10 - I had 'the wind' the day after
Q11 - where you not afraid to fart?
Q12 - I've got a phobia about the shingles
Q13 - thank god I'm not ridin'
Q14 - if i build it they will come
Q15 - my belly button is like the black hole of Calcutta
Q16 - belly buttons are mental
Q02 - you can't speak ill of the dead, you don't even know them
Q03 - he was only mad lookin' in there
Q04 - you don't realise how dark it is in here until the lights come on
Q05 - I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!
Q06 - growing pains are the worst
Q07 - Russia fries my head
Q08 - "He sounds foreign" - "He might be Welsh"
Q09 - have you ever had a peanut butter and jam sandwich?
Q10 - I had 'the wind' the day after
Q11 - where you not afraid to fart?
Q12 - I've got a phobia about the shingles
Q13 - thank god I'm not ridin'
Q14 - if i build it they will come
Q15 - my belly button is like the black hole of Calcutta
Q16 - belly buttons are mental
Saturday, May 14, 2011
12/05/2011 quotes repost
Q1 - what happens if you get a hard on?
Q2 - he was a simple critter that you couldn't have told if he was 60 or 20
Q3 - if it hadn't been for J you would have been clean shot in the face
Q4 - he's pure twisted
Q5 - it's a long time since you were a Virgo
Q6 - I've never been called a 'fuck' before
Q7 - she's quiet but she's not daft
Q8 - he thought the egg came out of the duck's mouth
Q9 - "she's sitting there with her jukebox out and we're sitting in her seat" - "it's clean!"
Q2 - he was a simple critter that you couldn't have told if he was 60 or 20
Q3 - if it hadn't been for J you would have been clean shot in the face
Q4 - he's pure twisted
Q5 - it's a long time since you were a Virgo
Q6 - I've never been called a 'fuck' before
Q7 - she's quiet but she's not daft
Q8 - he thought the egg came out of the duck's mouth
Q9 - "she's sitting there with her jukebox out and we're sitting in her seat" - "it's clean!"
Friday, May 13, 2011
13/05/2011 quotes
Q1 - I'm going to have to manually input it ... with my pen
Q2 - he's sponsoring an African child because a girl he fancies works for some charity but if she won't go out with him he's gonna cancel the payment
Q3 - the sally rod would give you warbles
Q2 - he's sponsoring an African child because a girl he fancies works for some charity but if she won't go out with him he's gonna cancel the payment
Q3 - the sally rod would give you warbles
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
10/05/2011 & 11/05/2011 quotes
Q1 - you have to be retarded or something to qualify for that title
Q2 - I'd come in and boke all over her
Q3 - mooning's great!
Q4 - they moved all the paedophiles to Portstewart
Q5 - he's another one of the god help them's
Q2 - I'd come in and boke all over her
Q3 - mooning's great!
Q4 - they moved all the paedophiles to Portstewart
Q5 - he's another one of the god help them's
Monday, May 9, 2011
06/05/2011 & 09/05/2011 quotes
Q1 - we went to Glastonbury, like two spastics, with a "Wendy House"
Q2 - fuck off you rainy cunt
Q3 - I don't have a coat, sure I don't have any hair
Q4 - I'll let you lick my knee
Q5 - but there'll be people there with luxury tents that we'll just make friends with
Q2 - fuck off you rainy cunt
Q3 - I don't have a coat, sure I don't have any hair
Q4 - I'll let you lick my knee
Q5 - but there'll be people there with luxury tents that we'll just make friends with
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Quote of the Month update
Winning quotes were based on total scores but from now on there will also be a spot for best average score.
QOTM Feb avg: she can't not go to the dump just because it's her birthday
QOTM Mar avg: she looks like a jumble sale
QOTM Apr avg: it's the last song I danced to with my granda before he got his leg amputated
QOTM Feb avg: she can't not go to the dump just because it's her birthday
QOTM Mar avg: she looks like a jumble sale
QOTM Apr avg: it's the last song I danced to with my granda before he got his leg amputated
April Quote of the Month
Tied for 1st place:
- she wouldn't have the brains for casework, she can't even speak English
- "he's some crazy band member" - "and he's a dick too"
- she wouldn't have the brains for casework, she can't even speak English
- "he's some crazy band member" - "and he's a dick too"
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
03/05/2011 & 04/05/2011 quotes
Q1 - you can't be shitting in an avocado bog in this day and age
Q2 - it's the best farm I've ever been on
Q3 - did her box fall out in the street again?
Q4 - are all dwarves not ginger?
Q2 - it's the best farm I've ever been on
Q3 - did her box fall out in the street again?
Q4 - are all dwarves not ginger?
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