20/07/2011 - 26/07/2011 quotes

Q1 - there is a god ... a bird just shit The Bake
Q2 - RCA were my favourite record label ... apart from EMI
Q3 - he said I would never be able to swim and to get my money back
Q4 - there's a tree but he ain't no Tarzan
Q5 - he had to shave his belly

18/07/2011 & 19/07/2011 quotes

Q1 - my arse hurts
Q2 - new raincoat ...I bought it for the rain
Q3 - my wein is obsessed with nipples
Q4 - I'm a twos man, I do everything in twos
Q5 - The Human Centipede has scarred me for life
Q6 - I have to ping a button, I'm too full
Q7 - you can't dance with a spastic with a hard on

11/07/2011 quotes

Q1 - "there's no cock in it" - "no good"
Q2 - they do school clothes, they're shit - pure spit through
Q3 - if I was wearing a nightie I'd always wear knickers

June QOTM

Best Total: I've got love juice on my desk

Best Avg: see when my granny was pregnant, she hit some woman over the head with a brush shaft

07/07/2011 & 08/07/2011 quotes

Q1 - his granda used to come in a take a piss when he was in the bath
Q2 - imagine your granny coming in and doing a big shite
Q3 - they used to sit there in their whips watching TV
Q4 - you can't be sitting with your balls out beside your ma
Q5 - claim to fame, I was asked to leave the Brownies
Q6 - my mother is a maniac and my brother is gay

04/07/2011 & 06/07/2011 quotes

Q1 - I would masturbate furiously with £100 notes until nothing but dust came out
Q2 - you get it from kissing cats
Q3 - his sperm's dead
Q4 - stuck in the back of my ballbag throat
Q5 - Cbeebies is not shit! ... only joking it is
Q6 - that sickens my shit
Q7 - I was gonna my son Diarmuid if he was a boy
Q8 - LW doesn't cope well with S53's

01/07/2011 quotes

Q1 - what do seagulls do? nothing! ... apart from shit on your head
Q2 - I'm ragin' about them seagulls
Q3 - that woman stole one of my earrings
Q4 - she is completely and utterly simple
Q5 - the hot-tub lovin' starts tomorrow
Q6 - you can't say cunt in a dinner ambience