Q1 - words - walt, sucked, right now spring to mind
Q2 - please mummy can Santa bring me a bomb for xmas?
Q3 - "you have to take the whole thing off to pee" - "no, you just move it to the side"
Q4 - "who's Chris Patton?" - "he was the Mayor of China"
Q5 - fucking goat fuckers
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
28/09/2011 quotes
Q1 - what do you can that man that locked people up .... Schnitzel?
Q2 - this job is worse than the counter
Q3 - "is there anything contentious in your drawers?" - "there's nothing innocent in his drawers?"
Q2 - this job is worse than the counter
Q3 - "is there anything contentious in your drawers?" - "there's nothing innocent in his drawers?"
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
22/09/2011 - 27/09/2011 quotes
Q1 - those eyebrows look like they belong to you
Q2 - don't give her anymore chips, she owes me money
Q3 - the boy across the road thought he was Jesus and used to walk down the street naked
Q4 - right up my blancmange area
Q5 - why is she dressed in black? she looks like something out of The Matrix
Q6 - she opened the breadbin and a cat jumped out
Q7 - who is Lady Muck?
Q8 - I can remember clearing out a keyboard and finding publics
Q9 - "do you want some flowers?" - "I'd rather have a cheesecake"
Q10 - in my day they were all queers
Q2 - don't give her anymore chips, she owes me money
Q3 - the boy across the road thought he was Jesus and used to walk down the street naked
Q4 - right up my blancmange area
Q5 - why is she dressed in black? she looks like something out of The Matrix
Q6 - she opened the breadbin and a cat jumped out
Q7 - who is Lady Muck?
Q8 - I can remember clearing out a keyboard and finding publics
Q9 - "do you want some flowers?" - "I'd rather have a cheesecake"
Q10 - in my day they were all queers
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
21/09/2011 quotes
Q1 - I don't even think she'd get in to the crayon class
Q2 - I shit my cock out
Q3 - I'm getting VD
Q4 - don't lick it or pick it
Q5 - "she's on the fourth floor" - "I just put them through to the operator!"
Q2 - I shit my cock out
Q3 - I'm getting VD
Q4 - don't lick it or pick it
Q5 - "she's on the fourth floor" - "I just put them through to the operator!"
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
11/09/2011 - 14/09/2011 quotes
Q1 - your shit takes the biscuit
Q2 - shit on me ... wait, don't
Q3 - I'm ready to kill dead things
Q4 - sure I'm blind I can't see 'D'
Q5 - and buggerlugs gets off with everything again!
Q2 - shit on me ... wait, don't
Q3 - I'm ready to kill dead things
Q4 - sure I'm blind I can't see 'D'
Q5 - and buggerlugs gets off with everything again!
Saturday, September 10, 2011
August Quote of the Month
Best Total: he doesn't believe in romance, he just sticks his balls in your face
Best Avg: but that's Old Testament ... I mean they didn't have fridges
Best Avg: but that's Old Testament ... I mean they didn't have fridges
July Quote of the Month
Best Total & Avg: you can't say cunt in a dinner ambience
10/09/2011 quotes
Q1 - I'm pure covered in shit
Q2 - that means something in Hindi
Q3 - I love Rhodesian Ridgebacks
Q4 - you know the way you look at someone in a wheelchair and think 'God help them', do you think they look at us and think 'God help them, they have to walk everywhere'?
Q2 - that means something in Hindi
Q3 - I love Rhodesian Ridgebacks
Q4 - you know the way you look at someone in a wheelchair and think 'God help them', do you think they look at us and think 'God help them, they have to walk everywhere'?
Friday, September 9, 2011
09/09/2011 quotes
Q1 - peeing down my leg
Q2 - I'd love to throw a packet of bacon at him
Q3 - is this the one that put their finger up your bum?
Q2 - I'd love to throw a packet of bacon at him
Q3 - is this the one that put their finger up your bum?
Thursday, September 8, 2011
05/09/2011 - 08/09/2011 quotes
Q01 - FF's fuck my life right up, through the face, 6 times, completely
Q02 - it gives me the willies
Q03 - surrounded by shite, singing out my hole clean
Q04 - I need a pure pish
Q05 - what do you call the man that brings you free shit at Christmas ? Paul something?
Q06 - Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is
Q07 - my mate had a wank in Anne Frank's house
Q08 - Love Anne Frank's house, she had more room than I had the silly bitch
Q09 - who's Anne Frank?
Q10 - I'm the Anne Frank of Greysteel
Q11 - you've curry on your eyebrow
Q12 - I always measure them before I say yes
Q13 - I've already got a cup of tea you blackmailing shit, what do you want?
Q14 - my bastard language is fucking atrocious
Q15 - I'm not pissing anymore
Q16 - I love laughing
Q17 - cats wank
Q18 - you could shit in a cupboard and they still wouldn't sack you
Q02 - it gives me the willies
Q03 - surrounded by shite, singing out my hole clean
Q04 - I need a pure pish
Q05 - what do you call the man that brings you free shit at Christmas ? Paul something?
Q06 - Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is
Q07 - my mate had a wank in Anne Frank's house
Q08 - Love Anne Frank's house, she had more room than I had the silly bitch
Q09 - who's Anne Frank?
Q10 - I'm the Anne Frank of Greysteel
Q11 - you've curry on your eyebrow
Q12 - I always measure them before I say yes
Q13 - I've already got a cup of tea you blackmailing shit, what do you want?
Q14 - my bastard language is fucking atrocious
Q15 - I'm not pissing anymore
Q16 - I love laughing
Q17 - cats wank
Q18 - you could shit in a cupboard and they still wouldn't sack you
Sunday, September 4, 2011
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