31/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - she wants her butt buttered
Q2 - I'd love to sit my hole on that photocopier and send that out with a wee turtlehead
Q3 - like a whore-bag, touched for the very first time
Q4 -spray my pits
Q5 - I'm trying to think, is my granny that wide?

24/10/2011 - 28/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - I'd like to turn my downstairs toilet into a cupboard
Q2 - my hole's on fire
Q3 - I am such a tit of almighty titness
Q4 - I am such a banjo
Q5 - pure pished my pants, pishy pants!
Q6 - lost in the fire ... burned by a cup of tea
Q7 - all I'm missing is the shits
Q8 - he is the sole reason for satanism
Q9 - I can't have trunks, even on weans
Q10 - see if you shit on me!
Q11 - ridin' the bit out
Q12 - I don't do the toilet when I'm drunk
Q13 - he looks like an Arthur
Q14 - I farted when I was sleeping and he woke up and had to be sick

21/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - he looks like a sexual deviant
Q2 - have you a sore arm?
Q3 - here she comes now - Tits R Us!
Q4 - we need to go and see Steps

20/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - they should just wear a nappy

19/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - I just don't get the world anymore
Q2 - shite in a bucket
Q3 - fuck, my hole's cold
Q4 - you've the same nose as me
Q5 - it could just be period pains
Q6 - toaster chaos!
Q7 - this place is fucking crazy, I want to go back to Lanzarote
Q8 - suck my nipples
Q9 - my thumb's sore from deleting

18/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - unless it's fit for human consumption it ain't going in my mouth
Q2 - I don't want a mint, I want a pancake
Q3 - I don't watch Soccer AM any more I'd rather watch Saturday Kitchen Live
Q4 - you really come out with the fandangley shit
Q5 - mice piss everywhere ... every time they take a step they piss
Q6 - I had to outside and laugh for a very long time until stuff cane out my nose
Q7 - she smokes and drinks like a fish and a train

17/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - as long as it's not my dirty neighbour down the road I don't care who's flirting with me
Q2 - suck them bastards
Q3 - please tell me I didn't lick his face
Q4 - just ram it in
Q5 - my one and only true love shat on me, pished on me and spat me out the wee bastard
Q6 - he was another crazy balloon

13/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - sickens my tiddlywinks

12/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - when you get a minute can you fix my pooper?
Q2 - facecock - the new leave chart
Q3 - he keeps his pass in a willy warmer
Q4 - what a fiend we have in Jesus

10/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - it's purple!!
Q2 - I didn't mean to do a big long one
Q3 - if it doesn't rub off you're good to go
Q4 - there's a word for people like that - wanker
Q5 - I don't know anyone that's still in school, I'm 30 and not a pedo

September Quote of the Month

 Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is

07/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - I think Michael Jackson might have been mental

03/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - gypsy banjo fucks and student bastards
Q2 - you can't trust an animal that shows you its hole
Q3 - a full on axe murdering, paedophile banjo
Q4 - autism, a great excuse
Q5 - Anne Frank never had to put up with this shit

30/09/2011 quotes

Q1 - I was thinking about sitting on your knee for a cuddle