26/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - there's always carrots in it
Q2 - better chance of having a dwarf baby
Q3 - one big lip
Q4 - I bet you Anne Frank never had a cold
Q5 - it never tungled

14/11/2011 - 23/11/2011 quotes

Q01 - she gives me rage
Q02 - the one with no hair is in to Bon Jovi
Q03 - why are you looking at penises on the internet?
Q04 - you always learn something new everyday
Q05 - I stood on my xmas cards you fucker
Q06 - he's got the gay
Q07 - I didn't see, I was working
Q08 - my mouth tastes like feet
Q09 - why do fogeys have to go with people?
Q10 - imagine getting your balls rubbed on AO's sofa

11/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - if you've got curly hair like that why do you need a hood?

10/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - I love licking
Q2 - I don't go on holiday without Cif wipes
Q3 - There is no phalange

02/11/2011 - 09/11/2011 quotes

Q01 - baby sick is so nice
Q02 - my brain is totally fucked
Q03 - I don't like sharing a bed, not even with you
Q04 - he wants a penguin for the house
Q05 - it's vomit everywhere when I'm hungover
Q06 - I just wanna lie in my own pish and die in a corner
Q07 - Just want every girl wants for her birthday - more wrinkles
Q08 - pure logs!
Q09 - they smell like they're too good for you
Q10 - I used to think you were bad until I met someone ten times worse
Q11 - the gays love him
Q12 - your teeth are gorgeous

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