01/02/2012 Quotes

Q1 - she does all that Nicki Minge stuff

January Quote of the Month

That's two people I've seen wanking ... both strangers

Quote of the Year

And the winner is ....


"Pure hangin' out the window waiting for St Vincent de Paul - Ma ring them bastards and see where my turkey is!"


Congratulations to the winner (you know who you are)

November Quote of the Month

Best Total:  I used to think you were bad until I met someone ten times worse


Best Avg:  I didn't see, I was working

28/11/2011 - 30/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - that's even tragicer
Q2 - you got a smoothie maker when you were 10! I'm still looking one and I'm 37!
Q3 - there was some wee girl at school who had to get all her hair cut off because she shit up her back
Q4 - what is the Irish League?

26/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - there's always carrots in it
Q2 - better chance of having a dwarf baby
Q3 - one big lip
Q4 - I bet you Anne Frank never had a cold
Q5 - it never tungled

14/11/2011 - 23/11/2011 quotes

Q01 - she gives me rage
Q02 - the one with no hair is in to Bon Jovi
Q03 - why are you looking at penises on the internet?
Q04 - you always learn something new everyday
Q05 - I stood on my xmas cards you fucker
Q06 - he's got the gay
Q07 - I didn't see, I was working
Q08 - my mouth tastes like feet
Q09 - why do fogeys have to go with people?
Q10 - imagine getting your balls rubbed on AO's sofa

11/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - if you've got curly hair like that why do you need a hood?

10/11/2011 quotes

Q1 - I love licking
Q2 - I don't go on holiday without Cif wipes
Q3 - There is no phalange

02/11/2011 - 09/11/2011 quotes

Q01 - baby sick is so nice
Q02 - my brain is totally fucked
Q03 - I don't like sharing a bed, not even with you
Q04 - he wants a penguin for the house
Q05 - it's vomit everywhere when I'm hungover
Q06 - I just wanna lie in my own pish and die in a corner
Q07 - Just want every girl wants for her birthday - more wrinkles
Q08 - pure logs!
Q09 - they smell like they're too good for you
Q10 - I used to think you were bad until I met someone ten times worse
Q11 - the gays love him
Q12 - your teeth are gorgeous

October Quote of the Month

Best Total & Avg:  Facecock - the new leave chart

31/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - she wants her butt buttered
Q2 - I'd love to sit my hole on that photocopier and send that out with a wee turtlehead
Q3 - like a whore-bag, touched for the very first time
Q4 -spray my pits
Q5 - I'm trying to think, is my granny that wide?

24/10/2011 - 28/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - I'd like to turn my downstairs toilet into a cupboard
Q2 - my hole's on fire
Q3 - I am such a tit of almighty titness
Q4 - I am such a banjo
Q5 - pure pished my pants, pishy pants!
Q6 - lost in the fire ... burned by a cup of tea
Q7 - all I'm missing is the shits
Q8 - he is the sole reason for satanism
Q9 - I can't have trunks, even on weans
Q10 - see if you shit on me!
Q11 - ridin' the bit out
Q12 - I don't do the toilet when I'm drunk
Q13 - he looks like an Arthur
Q14 - I farted when I was sleeping and he woke up and had to be sick

21/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - he looks like a sexual deviant
Q2 - have you a sore arm?
Q3 - here she comes now - Tits R Us!
Q4 - we need to go and see Steps

20/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - they should just wear a nappy

19/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - I just don't get the world anymore
Q2 - shite in a bucket
Q3 - fuck, my hole's cold
Q4 - you've the same nose as me
Q5 - it could just be period pains
Q6 - toaster chaos!
Q7 - this place is fucking crazy, I want to go back to Lanzarote
Q8 - suck my nipples
Q9 - my thumb's sore from deleting

18/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - unless it's fit for human consumption it ain't going in my mouth
Q2 - I don't want a mint, I want a pancake
Q3 - I don't watch Soccer AM any more I'd rather watch Saturday Kitchen Live
Q4 - you really come out with the fandangley shit
Q5 - mice piss everywhere ... every time they take a step they piss
Q6 - I had to outside and laugh for a very long time until stuff cane out my nose
Q7 - she smokes and drinks like a fish and a train

17/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - as long as it's not my dirty neighbour down the road I don't care who's flirting with me
Q2 - suck them bastards
Q3 - please tell me I didn't lick his face
Q4 - just ram it in
Q5 - my one and only true love shat on me, pished on me and spat me out the wee bastard
Q6 - he was another crazy balloon

13/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - sickens my tiddlywinks

12/10/2011 quotes

Q1 - when you get a minute can you fix my pooper?
Q2 - facecock - the new leave chart
Q3 - he keeps his pass in a willy warmer
Q4 - what a fiend we have in Jesus