Q01 - the honeymoon is over ... he can suck his own balls
Q02 - my mate says your boy is a complete bell-end
Q03 - you could go sober, leave sober but if you had one of those burgers you'd wake up feeling like shit (I had four of those burgers one night!)
Q04 - we were looking for him for ages and he was up the tree
Q05 - "quick... quick, tell me!" - "no" - "you're shit!"
Q06 - stop staring at his groin
Q07 - I love B&M
Q08 - he told me the cat was licking it
Q09 - I could slip through a grating
Q10 - it's me, I always leave a trail of destruction behind me
Q11 - "I can't eat that Big Soup" - "why?" - "it's too big"
Q12 - your feet are rank
Q13 - you don't like pickled onion, I know you don't
Q14 - He pushed me!
Q15 - I hate Venn diagrams
Q16 - secret red pens, they're good ones, they're Staedtler. They're the dear ones!
Q17 - thems the good post-its, the ones that say 'Post-it'. Them ones that say 'Banner' are cheap shit but the best are Tesco's they're the stickiest
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