Thursday, June 30, 2011

29/06/2011 & 30/06/2011 quotes

Q01 - Tyrone bandits!
Q02 - you banjo!!
Q03 - I didn't know the government were lying to me
Q04 - ciabatta 35p, a packet of ham is £1 so one slice is 20p, tomato 9p, but there's a skiff of butter and a load of salad cream so I'd say overall ... 75p
Q05 - gone are the days of laying on a bed to get zipped up
Q06 - she's off sick, Wimbledon's on
Q07 - they do pay for pasting and pokage
Q08 - shit in the fridge
Q09 - he smelt the fresh cream cakes from half a mile away the big bastard
Q10 - you can't lick someone else's poke
Q11 - rhubarb gives my dad the shits
Q12 - came all the way from Fermanagh with a suitcase
Q13 - you know she pushed her ma down the stairs because her ma was bangin' in the front room
Q14 - I've got love juice on my desk

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