15/06/2011 quotes

Q1 - did you hear I grew an inch?
Q2 - I think you should be on Jeremy Kyle
Q3 - there's a boy in the bar that can fit ten 2p's on his
Q4 - some peoples don't grow they just get hard because they're already giant
Q5 - "are you ragin' you've only got a five 2p one?" - "but mine grows!!"
Q6 - women don't give a shit, if it's too big they don't want it
Q7 - see that Hovis Granary it's fuckin class

13/06/2011 & 14/06/2011 quotes

Q01 - the honeymoon is over ... he can suck his own balls
Q02 - my mate says your boy is a complete bell-end
Q03 - you could go sober, leave sober but if you had one of those burgers you'd wake up feeling like shit (I had four of those burgers one night!)
Q04 - we were looking for him for ages and he was up the tree
Q05 - "quick... quick, tell me!" - "no" - "you're shit!"
Q06 - stop staring at his groin
Q07 - I love B&M
Q08 - he told me the cat was licking it
Q09 - I could slip through a grating
Q10 - it's me, I always leave a trail of destruction behind me
Q11 - "I can't eat that Big Soup" - "why?" - "it's too big"
Q12 - your feet are rank
Q13 - you don't like pickled onion, I know you don't
Q14 - He pushed me!
Q15 - I hate Venn diagrams
Q16 - secret red pens, they're good ones, they're Staedtler. They're the dear ones!
Q17 - thems the good post-its, the ones that say 'Post-it'. Them ones that say 'Banner' are cheap shit but the best are Tesco's they're the stickiest

May Quote of the Month

Best Total: we went to Glastonbury, like two spastics, with a "Wendy House"

Best Avg: A nun can't have a gay son.

08/06/2011 quotes

Q1 - is a bull a male cow?
Q2 - pure Hollyoaks
Q3 - do you know how much tuna is? Tuna's while dear!
Q4 - in 1992 a fiver was a tenner
Q5 - I've dipped sheep, twice actually
Q6 - there'll be fur flying everywhere .... fur!
Q7 - look at the size of that phone ... any need? ... no need

The Eyes

07/06/2011 quotes

Q1 - birds are evil, sure I had that killer rooster
Q2 - it used to chase you and jump up on your back and peck your head
Q3 - when you were young you used to think sea gulls were lovely things
Q4 - she looked like she was wearing 5 nappies
Q5 - I don't do black bananas

01/06/2011 - 06/06/2011 quotes

Q1 - do you think her husband looks like her?
Q2 - check out the VD!!
Q3 - I hate palm trees
Q4 - they're a rare tree, there's no character to them
Q5 - this coffee doesn't taste normal, maybe they're trying to poison us