- secret x-rated diaries
- quote of the month survey
- over monitoring
- tech support
- fake perfume
- staff moves
- because of our conversations in work we can't have normal conversations in the real world
- poor air conditioning
- unanswered voicemail
- town challenge
- film extras
- falling over drunk
- feet
Q1 - she's a dirty bitch
Q2 - is it still alive? ... can you not hit it over the head with a spade?
Q3 - he had you tortured, he was texting you the colour of his knickers
Q4 - what is it? is it magic?
Q5 - he got a good deal then scampered away like fuck
Q6 - air my breasts ... did you get a whiff of eau de boobs
Q7 - institutionalised, we have become
Q8 - when we were in love he used to do the hard skin for me
Q9 - I should be locked up! There's wiser in fields eating grass, as they say
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