Q1 - Your Da's not your Da. You're going on Jeremy tomorrow for a DNA. This is your chance to shine on TV so put your best shellsuit on
Q2 - There's too many nutbars out there
Q3 - "when I was a kid I had to walk 2 miles to school" - "In your bare feet?" - "Nah, I had Clarks on!"
Q4 - Do you think my daddy doesn't know about Kim Kardashian's hole?
Q5 - they should have Sky Plus for radio so I can pause it
Q6 - I was away being a rent boy in Barbados
Q7 - Mormons wear special magic underwear
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