- hen nights
- strippers
- Bob Dylan's gig in China
- The Rocky steps
- murdering your spouse
- all you can eat buffets
- silent rage
- underage smoking and drinking
- cannabis
- Grand National sweep
- Glee
Q1 - he's up her hole sideways
Q2 - he said 'you look fucked up', he's not good with compliments
Q3 - he's got a Kim Kardashian hole
Q4 - those Chinese would stand up for anything
Q5 - he can talk the talk but can he walk the walk
Q6 - he ate so much he needed a shite break
Q7 - he's as wild as a crow
Q8 - it's the last song I danced to with my granda before he got his leg amputated
Q9 - you're a overstaffed glee club
Q10 - clean off one of the high stools, I had a real sore face the next day
Q11 - they wouldn't help me up, I was lying there for about a minute
Q12 - "you can play the spoons" - "will i be able to sing and play the spoons at the same time? ... nah I can't"
Q13 - my grey hair won't dye, they're back everybody by the way
Q14 - just suck a walt
Q15 - "he's some crazy band member" - "and he's a dick too"
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