Wednesday, April 13, 2011

11/042011, 12/04/2011 & 13/04/2011 topics

- gardening
- babies
- vegetables
- fashion
- Glastonbury toilets
- cakes
- one big shoe
- doing a job properly
- chicken fillets
- work magazine
- hangovers

Q1 - it's taken her 13 minutes to make a cup of tea

Q2 - I needed the length, you know?

Q3 - the only reason I'm leaving early is that I have a chicken to cook

Q4 - I love sprouts but the people I live with don't love me when I've had sprouts

Q5 - you never lie to your child

Q6 - Never buy wicker shoes

Q7 - Clogs aren't the done thing. They're shit!

Q8 - You're better off shittin' in a trench

Q9 - she probably pissed on the floor

Q10 - you couldn't eat a wee penguin

Q11 - Amateur!

Q12 - that doesn't annoy as much as everything that led up to it

Q13 - folks died wanting

Q14 - I've been to Southfork ... and I bought a pair of cowboy boots

Q15 - I think she might have been a man

Q16 - if you're going to do life for assault you might as well do life for murder

Q17 - i spent all day Saturday boking my ringer up

Q18 - the League of Ireland has now started and Derry City have had an OK start with two wins, two draws and one loss from their opening three fixtures

Q19 - I'm gonna sell you on eBay, I don't want to be your mummy anymore

Q20 - I'm not a child

Q21 - it's like being held captive on Loose Women

Q22 - I'm going to put something through a window, this conversation has to stop

Q23 - she wouldn't have the brains for casework, she can't even speak English

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